Author: Chian Kee | Date: 5 December 2013 | Please Comment!

The Problem: Too many bassinet-sized sheets that aren’t wide enough for the cot.

As any guilty parent will tell you, having any loose items in your cot or not having your kid securely swaddled and tucked in can increase the risk of SIDS, notwithstanding other factors.  As any actual parent will tell you, ain’t nobody got time for fumbling around in dim “you-should-be-asleep-at-night-Winston” lighting for a clean and appropriately-sized flat sheet.

The Solution: High School Geometry.

Stay in school kids.




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